‘Cause I got a huge problem with Coke!
First degree assault
Aluminium (alias- cherry coke)
A 2-foot fall should not result in a mess of this caliber. I f’ing hate aluminium.
I had to come back and edit this post. Five minutes after I posted I’m thinking…”God I hate aluminium.” Then I think…did I friggin spell aluminium wrong?
Of course. Why else would morons in the movies always pronounce it “al-YOU-min-ee-ummm”?
I’m totally going to get my good speller award taken away 😦